Saturday, January 11, 2014

Thank God for Carl Sandburg & the World's Columbian Exposition

I remember the first time I listened to Sufjan Stevens' Illinois.  I remember I heard a few tracks from it over my spring break, senior year of high school. I got a job as a dishwasher at Redfish where a guy named Tony would put Sufjan tracks on shuffle in the kitchen. I eventually copied Illinois from him and knew it was going to be awesome.  I had already heard a few tracks, the classics- "Chicago," "Casmir Pulaski Day," "John Wayne Gacy Jr," "Come On! Feel the Illinoise!" So I had the thing sitting in my mp3 player for a few days before I decided to listen.
I remember hiking alone up to the Shangri-La lakes and getting intensely lost on my way back.  I was worried sick until I remembered how to read military time: The shuttle boat doesn't arrive in 1 hour, it arrives in 2 hours. So I stopped running around like a chicken with its head cut off and walked by the river until I rediscovered the trail.  I had some time to kill at the dock, waiting for the shuttle to come. So after experiencing some horror and feeling a lot more comfortable with myself, I decided, what the hey!  Lets listen to that Sufjan Stevens guy! And yes, I took a picture at the docks that day. So this  is exactly where I was & what it looked like the first time I heard Illinois:

...Not bad, eh?
So not all of the songs hit me at first. "Concerning the UFO Sightings Near Highland, Illinois" has become one of my favorite tracks, but it wasn't at the time. And I didn't even get to hear the whole album yet- by the time Mikee Linville rolled in with the shuttle boat, I was kinda lost on a track where Sufjan was singing about Abraham Lincoln. He then took a pee in the trees behind me. Anyways, the song that stuck out to me that day, and even the first time I heard it a few months prior, was "Come On! Feel the Illinois!" Now I know, "Chicago" is one of the greatest things of all time, and it makes me question divine intervention associated with songwriting. "Come On! Feel the Illinois!" however, is my track.
The song is divided into 2 parts (Part I: The World's Columbian Exposition/Part II: Carl Sandburg Visits Me in a Dream). The song title in itself is cleverly ingenious, the divisional titles are just as enjoyable. Part I is the definition of life and joy in music. I remember listening to it in the Redfish kitchen and Chad asked if we were listening to the Charlie Brown theme. It indeed sounds like Vince Guardali's "Linus & Lucy," only in 5/4 and and with some bright, extra instrumentation. The city of Chicago has a lot of Columbian immigrants who have helped out with the building of the city. It's a fun, insightful lightbulb of a history lesson. The history lesson lasts for a little over 2 minutes, then the song shifts (VERY suddenly).
The 2nd part has even more layers of instruments, including an Americana strings section (qunitet? gah! i'll never know!) that's hard to forget. He sings about writing poetry and the conversing the meaning of life and death with the ghost of Illinois poet Carl Sandburg.
The songs ends nearly 7 minutes later, and it's a very eventful 7 minutes. The composition is brilliant. The background singers, vibraphone, trumpets, electronic organ solo, strings, piano, the hidden woodwind parts, the jazz drumming- I realize now that these are all standard Sufjan habits. But hearing it for the first time, a midst Mother Nature; in the sunshine... was life-changing for me.
"Oh, God of Progress
Have you degraded or forgot us?
Where have your laws gone?
I think about it now...

I cried myself to sleep last night
And the ghost of Carl, he approached my window
I was hypnotized, I was asked
To improvise on the attitude, the regret of a thousand centuries of death...

And we laughed at the beatitudes of a thousand lines
We were asked at the attitudes they reminded us of death...

And I cried myself to sleep last night
For the Earth, and materials, they may sound just right to me...

Are you writing from the heart? Are you writing from the heart?"

The REAL NBA Playoffs

The Arizona Cardinals were 10-6 this season, yet didn't make the NFL playoffs due to the rules of allowing division champions a playoff berth instead. Considering the NFC North champions only won 8 games this year, I'd say this is unfair. The Cardinals even had a better record than the AFC 6 seed team. Rules are stupid.
Meanwhile in he NBA, the Eastern Conference is a disgrace, yet there are expected to be terrible teams making the playoffs.Only 16 NBA teams go to the playoffs. Unfortunately, it's split up between 2 different conferences and not based off of the actual 16 best records in the NBA.
Here are the 16 most dangerous teams in the NBA, in playoff-matchup form.
An italicized team is in the Western Conference.
An underlined team has a record under .500.

1 Indiana Pacers
16 Washington Wizards

2 San Antonio Spurs
15 Chicago Bulls

3 Portland Trail Blazers
14 Minnesota Timberwolves

4 Oklahoma City Thunder
13 Toronto Raptors

5 Miami Heat
12 Denver Nuggets

6 Los Angelos Clippers
11 Atlanta Hawks

7 Golden State Warriors
10 Dallas Mavericks

8 Houston Rockets
9 Phoenix Suns

Only 8 teams from each conference make the playoffs in reality. In case you didn't notice, 8 teams in the West have better records than the 3rd best team in the East. Also, the Warriors are awesome.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

5 REASONS Why You Should See SPAMALOT in Twin Falls This Month!

If you're in this neck of the of the woods any weekend this month, you should see this freaking show. It's gonna be great! Now here's why:
REASON #1 It's directed by Tony Mannen. Tony Mannen is a beast. He's been directing shows in Twin Falls for a little over 150 years and is a dedicated Cleveland Browns fan. Not sure which task is harder.
REASON #2 The Laker Girls. Kinda hot.
REASON #3 Just a few cast members: Dusty Blackburn, Amber Wagner, Coltyn Giltner, Jud Harmon, Billy Perry, offstage work done by Tony Mannen and Shane Brown... It's like the perfect pirate crew. The Random Acts of Theatre players have never done a bad show. They're the best in the bizz.
REASON #4 It is hilarious/entertaining. I've been to my fair share of theatrical performances in Southern Idaho. They are not always hilarious or entertaining. But this is. The script was written by original members of Monty Python and Coltyn Giltner has ridiculously skinny legs. You can't lose.
REASON #5 This ridiculous picture. I mean, come on.


For more info, here are some nifty links below
http://www.ratplayers.com/
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Random-Acts-of-Theatre-Players/196994837013594
https://www.facebook.com/events/279520082186180/

Friday, January 3, 2014

The College Football Teams I Hate

6 UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

Over-rated QBs? We got 'em.

5 UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA
Bob. Stoops. Need I say more?

4 OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY 

2002: Never forgive, never forget.

3 UNIVERSITY OF UTAH



Screw these guys.










2 BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY


Orcs from Lord of the Rings?
think lower.
People at KISS concerts?
lower.
Raiders fans?
almost there...
Boise State fans.
the lowest form of life.





1 UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA












I have never rooted for USC in any football game ever. Somewhat raised a UCLA fan (some years they aren't so entertaining to follow), I was raised to hate USC. I always despise their quarterbacks, their fans, and at one point Pete Carroll. But Northern California is always where it's at. So Cal is an overrated wasteland. Just gotta hate these guys.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Songwriter's Block, 1 AM

All my songs sound the same, at least all the ones I've been working on recently. They all sound like Panda Bear and Brian Wilson singing hooks to 1 or 2 chords (poppy Sung Tongs?). I like the idea that the songs are acoustic and feel very freewheelin'- but they also just sound like really pretty native chants. Pieces of Animal Collective, Fleet Foxes, Beach Boys.
I feel like I've been writing songs like this for a long time now. Sometimes I feel like a song needs a basic electric guitar riff to go with it, but nothing rough: Think Peter Buck. It's jangle pop. Even some Rubber Soul or Spoon-esque marijuana fuzz bass is needed at times.
Actually, it all just sounds a strange lot like Galaxie 500.
I also feel like these songs could use ambient organ intros/outros like Automatic for the People.
I really wanted to do something even less poppy w/ more full instrumentation. I remember making a blog-post for a project called "Reality." That would have some flute parts, solo trumpet hooks, and a healthy dose of vibraphone. I still like the idea, but it doesn't fit where I'm going right now.
+ I also made up this song yesterday that just sounds like a usual Ben Folds song, only with quiet Doug Martsch guitar fills. Has a catchy "la-la-la" part.
These days I mostly listen to electronica-dance music and Neil Young.
Writing music is such a drag.
"The total effect is 'Let's Go Away For Awhile', which is something everyone in the world must have said at some time or another. Nice thought; most of us don't go away, but it's still a nice thought." -Brian Wilson

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

10 Years of Kanye West


I remember being 14 years old and I believed anything without a guitar solo wasn't good. I was a freshman at Linden High School and sometime Ms. Grant would play Late Registration during class. I remember liking "Heard 'Em Say" and I thought- maybe there is such thing as good rap music. These days I listen I listen to every genre, but I remember Kanye's "Heard 'Em Say" was the first rap song I ever liked. Soulful, melancholia, catchy...
What happened to that guy?
Kanye's voice was first heard on the radio in 2003 with a verse on Twista's #1 hit "Slow Jamz." He rapped about sexual innuendos for a little over 30 seconds while name-dropping Luther Vandross, Gladys Knight, Michael Jackson, 90s rappers and Cool Whip. Apparently it was enough to get him a record deal on Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella records within the year.
:his solo album works, in a nutshell:
COLLEGE DROPOUT (2004)-
This album was very cheerful and even more cheeky. Commercially popular and critically acclaimed. My mission buddy Elder Funk knows all the words to "Jesus Walks," and I'm pretty he's not the only one. On his debut, Kanye was already causing a cultural stir. Rolling Stone ranked it among their 300 Greatest Albums Of All Time, one of the 8 albums from the 2000s with a ranking so high. I never got the 'bear' thing...
LATE REGISTRATION (2005)- I personally think this one was better. If you can't decide on whether you you want to listen to a cocky rapper or your favorite Curtis Mayfield record, you can chose both with this album. The soul of this album may just be from the direct sampling, but Kanye was producing bigger things and rapping about bigger topics. "Gold Digger" reached #1. That bear was still around...
GRADUATION (2007)-
I remember when this album came out. "Stronger" was the immediate #1 single, although I preferred "Can't Tell Me Nothing." The album's personality was based off 80s-throwback synths. Kanye single-handedly made these shades cool! I love those things!
And yes, that bear was on the cover...
808S & HEARTBREAKS (2008)-
I think much of the world has forgotten that this album happened. I personally try to. But this has just been universally accepted as his worst work. I think the track "Love Lockdown" is underrated, but I don't even like most of the songs on this album. Plain beats + plain pianos. Nerdy glasses are cool now, but not because of Kanye.
MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY (2010)-
The most important part of the album title is the word "my." I've heard plenty of albums that are more beautiful, darker, more twisted, more fantastical than this one. But this album is definitely his. It's as Kanye as it gets. It's my favorite one by him. "POWER" lives up to its title, coming from the cockiest, angriest man in the music business. More so out of drunken depression than humility, he calls himself a "douchebag" on "Runaway." The album was just so darn loud and legitimately crazy. Critical acclaim up to wazoo- it was the first album in 8 years to get a perfect 10/10 upon release from Pitchfork. It was his first album to have not top 10 singles, but I don't think he was focused on popularity when he made this. As usual, he was more focused on himself.
YEEZUS (2013)- Generally like this album, but I like it less and less every day. I ranked it #11 on my list of favorite 2013 albums, which is lower than where most folks would put it. But I think its minimalism, darkness and volume is only shocking to those who listen to popular rap. I still give it some props for being purposely heartless and overly nasty. I love "New Slaves." But just how unique is this album? Why are critics calling it the best of the year? Who is Kanye West anyway?


:the future of kanye west:
Kanye West is an idiot, a bigot and a wimp. Unlike the best rappers in hip-hop history, he has never experienced poverty or street violence. He may be "artistic" among other celebrity rappers, but seems pretty plain standing next to the underground likes of Death Grips or Shabazz Plalaces. Yet I approve of 5 of the 6 albums listed above. Is it possible to like a guy's music and hate the guy himself? (sigh) Meet Kanye West...
Is he overrated? Yes. But he's done some GREAT stuff. Critics love Yeezus because its release and approach are bold. My buddy Liam Perry said of the album, "Musically it's his worst album, conceptually it's great." This is true. He represents a character in the studio- a different one for each album. I think he's a great artist with great potential. But if you think he's the best, you've fallen into a trap.
I predict a sad future for Kanye. He doesn't have fun anymore. Even cocky people can be fun. Even depressed people can have fun. I've yet to mention any remarks he's ever made outside the studio. Long-story-short: It's all an act. At least it used to be. I'm starting to think that Kanye actually believes all the stupid stuff he says ("I'm the Braveheart of creativity"/"I am the next Nelson Mandela"). I'm a lot more impressed with Kendrick Lamar threatening to murder a list of 11 rappers in the middle of a rap verse. Kendrick just wants a rap battle. Kanye wants an eternal, gold-plated cookie of greatness.
Considering how his latest album is a musical step down from anything he's done before, I think he'll just keep stepping lower and lower. Crude concepts are great and all, but he can't back it up for much longer. The fact that he's already made an album spilling his guts in the studio (Twisted Fantasy) and an album comparing himself to Deity (Yeezus), he has nowhere left to go. I bet his next album is a rap-rock opera with one truly great song as a centerpiece surrounded by awkward turds of music. Coming sooner than later. I might call him a genius if he didn't think so himself. 10 years of this guy... one of the most important artists of our time... but his time is up.
MAYBE HE'S A NICE GUY
My favorite Kanye songs? "Jesus Walks"//"Heard 'Em Say"//"Flashing Lights"//"POWER" to name a few.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

2013: In Memories

(Some cheesy background music as you read this post)



Well,it's been a great year. I feel like I had more fun naturally than I have had in years. This means I don't remember doing as much fun stuff... as much as I remember having fun doing anything I was doing. And for the record, I did darn fun stuff too.
Every season I went through this year was my first season since 2009 without any clinical stress issues. There was a lot of inner rebirth shtuff going on throughout the year.
Here's me and some homies from the summer- Willy C, Robo Rob, Mandrew, Roommate Jake- at "top of the world." Just a few of the many amazing people I met this year.



I didn't do much for the first couple of months. Nothing really happened. But I'm cool with that.
I fell in love with the spring colors in Logan.






Met these guys & gals this fall semester. 
This fall semester was my only semester as a journalism major here at USU. I worked harder than ever and I guess it payed off. I wrote a bunch of articles for a blog on the local music scene and got to meet some great local bands. I passed Prof. LaPlante's class!
Meanwhile, these homies kept me entertained. Still do.
A hike in the Wellsvilles with some buds.
It was an epic time.
This is just a great picture.
This was taken in the span of 7 weeks where I worked at the ICON factory which had me at work by 5:30 working 10-11 hours a day. I do not miss that.





I fell in love with the fall colors in Logan.
This is a part of Logan known as "the island." It's not really an island, but it's really pretty & it's where I lived for 8 of 12 months this year. From my apartment, I've either walked or ran by everything in this picture.




I attended my first general conference with a random group of people from our ward. It was a truly great spiritual experience and a kinda weird social experience.







My bro Keith got his Masters in Special Ed from some college I've never heard of. This picture is from the last time I saw him before he and his fam moved to Calgary. 
So far I've gone the whole year without seeing my bro Todd & his fam in Wisconsin. I'll be seeing them around Christmas time.



I saw a Flaming Lips show this summer with some random chicks who wanted to see a Flaming Lips show. They were troopers and the show was LEGIT.
Not sure how this wound up being the last picture on the thing, but it is. Anyways, I'll be starting my theatre studies at Utah State University next year while working for The Statesman.
2013 was a GREAT year and it's not even over yet!