This list mostly includes albums I got when I was 9 years old. For some reason, of all the hit songs that came out around the Millenium border, I wound up with these. Creed? Really?
To clarify to my siblings, these are albums I myself owned. I won't include albums my little sister owned during the "boy band" era. And I'm not ashamed of any of us owning the entire Barenaked Ladies catalog. But I'm going to add a 3-album honorable mention consisting of albums my older brothers owned. They owned lots of Millenium-border albums, but looking back...How did we end up with these?
...Somewhere More Familiar
The Song: "All For You"
I actually remember listening to this. Their guitarist can fit in with any summer jam band I've heard. I can recall about half the songs on this; one of which wound up on the soundtrack for The Wedding Planner, a chick flick I was actually into as an 11 year-old for some reason....But yeah. This band is a 1-hit wonder famous for being confused with Blues Traveler. Who cares.
Nasty Little Thoughts
The Song: "Little Black Backpack"
I actually went through a phase where I listened to this album consistently...For some reason...Sidenote: I don't remember "Little Black Backpack" being that popular. Or good enough to buy. But the randomness of this is nothing compared to what's next.
Now You See Inside
The Song: "Right Now"
"Right Now" is a pop-punk song that reached #102 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2000. I don't remember anything else about this album except the song about a 1-armed astronaut going to the moon.
Before my list...Which one of us owned 14:59 by Sugar Ray? Was that me? Lord that was terrible.
THE TOP 10 MOST EMBARRASSING ALBUMS I OWN
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Arch Allies: Live At Riverport
Taking a break from the late 90's/early 00's vibe to pinpoint a phase I went through when I decided to collect really crappy live albums. I listened to tons of classic rock as a child. I believe my dad gave me this one, so I feel my ownership here isn't my fault. What's sad is that I actually listened to it.
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Continuum
This album isn't bad. Only a couple bad tracks, really. It's just weird that I bought it at the same time I was listening to Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam and U2. Rolling Stone convinced me to buy this for some reason.
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Journey
I have a long list of CD's where I'm like "Where on Earth did this come from?" I used to go to church with the lady on this album cover back in 2017. She gave me a free copy of this Christian country album she made with her son. Apologies to Sister Hardman. It's not your fault. My dislike for this was predetermined.
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Drops Of Jupiter
The Song: "Drops Of Jupiter"
Back to the good ol' days! I remember most of this album. It's not terrible, it's just...Train. I also own a live Train album for some reason. Why? Somehow they've accumulated a bunch of annoying radio hits over the years. Now I refuse to believe they were ever better or worse at any point of their career. Heated Debate: "Drops of Jupiter" and "Meet Virginia"...were these songs ever that good?
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Songs From An American Movie Vol. One: Learning How To Smile
The Song: "Wonderful"
Look at how long that album title is. Good grief. Anyways...Everclear had a slew of solid 90's alt-rock hits. But the album we own is the one with "Wonderful" on it? It also (apparently) has a cover of Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" I don't recall. It also has "A.M. Radio," which some guy I was in the MTC with claimed to be his favorite song. Fun facts. Forgettable album.
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The Better Life
The Song: "Kryptonite"
Ugh. I really thought these guys were gonna be the next Matchbox 20. They had more hits in their career--even a couple from this album--but they sucked. This mostly reminds me of being a sensitive child obsessed with the radio and bench-warming on Aaron Judge's little league baseball team.
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A Place In The Sun
The Song: "My Own Worst Enemy"
My brothers liked the singles from this album, so I thought I'd be cool like them and ask for this for my 9th birthday. Nobody should get this album for their 9th birthday. Or any birthday. These guys actually did a show in Jerome, ID back in 2017. That's how low one can stoop from on-hit wonder fame. But now that I think about it, I suddenly think I'm not the only one in Jerome who owns this.
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Sixpence None The Richer
The Song: "Kiss Me"
I don't remember when and where I received this album. I don't remember any of the songs. But I owned it. I remember it had a cover of The La's classic "There She Goes," which looking back was pretty popular, but an awful milquetoast cover. I remember the album sleeve didn't fit in the case, which the picture to the left suggests. I remember this classified as Christian music. Not sure how we wound up with this.
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Human Clay
The Songs: "Higher" + "With Arms Wide Open"
People like to make fun of Nickelback. Creed was Nickelback long before Nickelback was Nickelback. And they were apparently Christian too. And they had some of the worst album art of all time. "Higher" and "With Arms Wide Open" were so popular, how could an elementary school student resist?
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A Little Bit Of Mambo
The Song: "Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)"
I gotta admit. I had broad music taste for a 9 year-old. Barenaked Ladies, Creed, LOU BEGA? Gotta catch 'em all! I remember most of this album. Somehow every song has the same aesthetic. Like a 50's Latin club act trying to retain relevance in 1999. And my 9 year-old heart ate it up. "Mambo No. 5" will always be considered one of the worst songs of all time by critics. So you can say I owned a piece of music history.
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