Ignition (Christmas)

Now,um,usually I don't do this but uh....
Go head' on and break em off wit a lil' preview of the Christmas....

No I'm not tryin' to be weird
But it's themostwonderful time of the year
I might just magically adhere 
To chubby dudes with white beards
That's why I'm all up in yo grill
Bustin' out "Jingle Bells"
Don't you dare eat those carrots
We got some snowmen to build

So baby gimme that fa la la la la
Lemme give you that la la la la
Ridin' my sled through the snow
Buyin' gifts at the sto'
Overpriced Tickle-Me-Elmos

It's the ignition to Christmas
I'll show you what's on my wishlist
Gimme more of gramma's fruitcake
Cuz this shiznit is delicious
Sippin' on hot cocoa 
Under the mistletoe 
Get some holly jolly 
Crankin' Bing Crosby and Perry Como 

(with jingling bells/tambourine) 
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho 
Ho Ho Ho 

Don't take that Christmas tree down
Santa be comin' to town

This year I'm gettin' extra gifts

Cuz I lied and told him I have kids

All night and all mornin'
We're watchin' Christmas specials
I learned that Jesus was born in
Bethlehem, but not Bethel

So baby gimme that fa la la la la
Lemme give you that la la la la
Ridin' my sled through the snow
Buyin' gifts at the sto'
Overpriced Tickle-Me-Elmos

It's the ignition to Christmas
I'll show you what's on my wishlist
Gimme more of gramma's fruitcake
Cuz this shiznit is delicious
Sippin' on hot cocoa 
Under the mistletoe 
Get some holly jolly 
Crankin' Bing Crosby and Perry Como

Chestnuts roastin' 
As you fight with your neighbors
They say your Christmas lights are tacky
But that's just hate from the haters
Relatives are here

Ones you don't like

And your in-laws from Jersey

I hope that egg nog is spiked

And if you're a Jew, you celebrate Hanukkah 
And then in the fall, you got Rosh Hashanah
But you can rock Christmas with us if ya wanna
We got a tree and a menorah like Barack Obama

So baby gimme that fa la la la la
Lemme give you that la la la la
Ridin' my sled through the snow
Buyin' gifts at the sto'
Overpriced Tickle-Me-Elmos

It's the ignition to Christmas
I'll show you what's on my wishlist
Gimme more of gramma's fruitcake
Cuz this shiznit is delicious
Sippin' on hot cocoa 
Under the mistletoe 
Get some holly jolly 
Crankin' Bing Crosby and Perry Como

It's the ignition to Christmas
I'll show you what's on my wishlist
Gimme more of gramma's fruitcake
Cuz this shiznit is delicious
Sippin' on hot cocoa 
Under the mistletoe 
Get some holly jolly 
Crankin' Bing Crosby and Perry Como

Got this message for kids
From 1 to 92
If you've been a bad kid
No presents for you, you're screwed
Merry Christmas to all 

And to all a good night

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