horseshit

Do you know what the world needs? We need more horseshit.

I look around, and I don't see any horseshit anywhere. 

I would say "not anymore," but it's hard to say if we ever had enough horseshit in the first place.

I demand I be surrounded by total and utter horseshit.

I know a couple people who talk about horseshit, but none of them ever actually give it to me.

There's hardly any horseshit out there, if any at all.

I want to see more horseshit.

Sometimes I look at a thing, and I wish it had more horseshit. 

I look around everywhere, and I don't see any horseshit at all.

I want more horseshit.

There is no person or image I come across that comes off as horseshit.

And I mean real, unmistakable horseshit.

We need more horseshit.