Sunday, November 29, 2020

The Best Albums Of 2020

Let's make this perfectly clear: 2020 was a sucky year for new music. But I'm making the annual list anyways. 25 albums, as usual. Difficult to whip something up this year, but I enjoy making lists. In correlation with how much I disliked this year's music, I wrote a short blurb for each album here. That is, I wrote one of the album's flaws. 
From your favorite music curmudgeon: Enjoy.

The Best Albums Of 2020


25 
Gil Scott-Heron / Makaya McCraven 
We're New Again: A Reimagining By Makaya McCraven
Technically this album was already released 10 years ago. 




24 
Jeff Rosenstock 
NO DREAM
I only enjoy this album when I feel a reckless sense of hopelessness.







23 
Dirty Projectors 
5EPs
This is technically a compilation and shouldn't be here.


22 
HAIM 
Women In Music Pt. III
I know this is pop music, but HAIM have never been my favorite lyricists.

21 
Owen Pallett 
Island
This one's kind of a snoozer.

20 
Moses Sumney 
græ
I don't understand the concept at all. 

19 
The Soft Pink Truth 
Shall We Go On Sinning So That Grace May Increase?
For such an experimental album, the overall choices might be more safe than they are bold.

18 
Destroyer 
Have We Met
Not a huge fan of the "accessible indie synthpop" approach here. 

17 
Klô Pelgag 
Notre-Dame-Des-Sept-Douleurs
Too much time spent in balladry considering I can't speak a lick of French. 

16
Lido Pimienta 
Miss Columbia
For a pop-influenced album, this is pretty slow.

15 
Chloe x Halle 
Ungodly Hour
I can't tell if this is a bad thing or not, but a lot of this stuff reminds me of mid-2000's radio R&B.

14 
Ka
Descendants Of Cain
Sounds just as predictable as any Ka album.

13 
Laura Marling 
Song For Our Daughter
The middle of this album is like churning butter.

12 
Against All Logic 
2017-2019
By the end of the album, it kinda loses its identity as a Nicolas Jaar project. 

11 
Phoebe Bridgers 
Punisher
I actually disagree with a lot of the artistic/instrumental choices here.

10 
Freddie Gibbs / The Alchemist 
Alfredo
This is somewhat of a "small" affair. 

The Microphones 
Microphones In 2020
Hard to take in in one sitting. 

Adrianne Lenker 
songs
Some of these songs sound like they have no beginning or end. 

Sevdaliza 
Shabrang
Too long.

Lianne La Havas 
Lianne La Havas
Definitely nothing too experimental or groundbreaking here. 

Charli XCX 
how i'm feeling now
This can sound REALLY annoying if you're not in the mood. 








Run The Jewels 
RTJ4
This might be their most musically simple album.


Perfume Genius 
Set My Heart On Fire Immediately 
Too much moaning.

Jessie Ware 
What's Your Pleasure?
There is nothing wrong with this.


Fiona Apple 
Fetch The Bolt Cutters 
This isn't even her best album. 



Saturday, November 21, 2020

The 30 Best Artists Of My 30-Year Life

Couldn't make it past my 30th birthday without making a random music list. I've been alive from 1990-2020. Here are possibly the best artists from that era.
FOR THE RECORD...
-I recently had a facebook conversation with my sister about the music critic world being ruled by white men. This is definitely a list made by a white male.
-These are probably the best artists of my lifetime, not necessarily my "favorite." My favorites would include more artists that were big when I was in high school during the late 2000's. 
-Wu-Tang Clan is on this list. Namely because of all the amazing solo projects that came from them. In that aspect, they are better than The Beatles. 
-This list wasn't hard to make because I didn't think too hard about it. ONLY 30 artists? With that being said, I have an honorable mentions list of 30 artists. Here it is. 

MIA. Fiona Apple. Guided By Voices. Missy Elliott. Cat Power. The White Stripes. Spoon. Clipse. The Smashing Pumpkins. Stereolab. REM. Broken Social Scene. Oasis. Pulp. Blur. Beach House. TV On The Radio. Joanna Newsom. The Magnetic Fields. Mark Kozelek. Will Oldham. Phil Elverum. Massive Attack. Bill Callahan. Destroyer. Weezer. Beastie Boys. The National. Erykah Badu. D'Angelo.

Now here's the actual list. No blurbs, just cool pictures. 

The 30 Best Artists Of My 30-Year Life

30 Godspeed You! Black Emperor

29 Eminem

28 Vampire Weekend

27 Arcade Fire

26 Belle & Sebastian

25 PJ Harvey

24 LCD Soundsystem

23 Built To Spill

22 Yo La Tengo

21 Modest Mouse

20 A Tribe Called Quest 

19 Wu-Tang Clan

18 Frank Ocean

17 Sufjan Stevens

16 Fugazi

15 Daft Punk

14 Aphex Twin

13 Beck

12 Wilco

11 The Flaming Lips

10 Bjork

Elliott Smith

Jay-Z

Animal Collective

Nirvana

OutKast

Pavement

Kendrick Lamar

Kanye West

Radiohead